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The Chapters...Each chapter is introduced with one of the lost golf songs or poems of Fife, rediscovered by author TT Patterson. 1. Golf is From Stan The tragi-comic life and satanic encounter of golf's ultimate rube. 2. F.L.O.G.M.E. The 18 Strokes of Recovery From Golf Addiction A wonderfully sadistic recovery program for the addicted golfer 3. Golf and the Infernal Kingdom. Dr. Spalding provides evidence from history, esoteric writings, andcommon sense, proving that golf is from satan. The golf guru, Ahyweh Hiruzito reflects upon his method of sexual golf dance and chant to achieve excellence. 5. Golf is From God. . . doh! Sponge, a gay cleric, provides historical and scriptural evidence that golf is God's game. 6. Raising Kids Golf's Way The behaviorist Dr. Franco lays out his formula for raising perfect children through total golf immersion. 7. Interview With a Golf Ball A ball reveals the interviewer to himself and changes his life. 8. The Smell O' A Caddie This is the longest of the lost golf poems, meriting a chapter of its own, telling of Satan's controversial redemption. 9. Mr. Whatney Woods Introducing golf avatar Whatney Woods and his impact upon the author's life. 10. Golf and the Six Relationships This is Mr. Woods eye-opening philosophy/spirituality of golf-- it will shave your score, and save your soul. 11. Spanking Little Whitey The long supressed African Origins of golf. 12. Golf Etiquette in America A celebrated sportswriter tells a story from his own life about both the wounding and healing power of golf 13.Playing With a Full Bag: The Piggy-Percy Golf and Personality Assessment,
Finally,a personality test that tells you whether you are a "Mashie," "Spoon,"or perhaps a "Niblick," and refuses to feed your
ego with lies and false hope for improvement.14. Business Plan: The WGF It was only a matter of time before "Manny" sought to bring the PGA to its knees with a plan for a "golf" that will pack 'em in. 15. Sponge's Inferno Rev. Sponge's account of the struggle for his soul in match play.
