Greetings, I'm TT Patterson , novelist , poet, illustrator, composer and founder and owner of Kidsword, Inc. And you're right, no one can do all of that well; but , what the hell, it's what I do, so long as I stay on the meds.

I am anxious for you to read Golf is From Satan, as well as The Bozo Gazette, my second novel, but you can't, not yet. I'm still seeking a publisher for Gazette.I might be willing to send you a manuscript if you ask, assuming you'll promise to pass it on to your cousin Phil at Simon & Schuster after you read it. My third novel Seven Bowels, a suspense story involving opium and Chinese politics, is in the works.

If you'd like to know something else, or have questions as to whether or not you are a suitable reader for Golf is From Satan, email me at the link below and ask.I'd enjoy hearing from you.

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