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- Do you think that reading about golf counts as doing something?
- Are you still wondering why they make you wear the special pants?
- Do you like the special pants?
- Do you think playing golf counts as doing something?
- Have you ever named anything after yourself?
- Have you ever failed a personality assessment test?
- Do the assholes who belong to country clubs think they're better than you?
- Have you ever masturbated on a golf course?
- Are you thinking that golf just might be a profoundly spiritual game?
- Do simpering fools suffer you gladly?
- Do you think Basil a good name for small hairless animals?
- Is you the golf lifestyle immoral, or merely offensive?
- Would you consider the dream you are having right now erotic?
- Do you find that excellent soup is usually the very best kind?
- Do you fear the meat will be found by someone who won't understand?